Besides they have buck teeth. If anything they're a walking, talking, Asian hate crime. The characters are a collection of every bad stereotype imaginable, not targeted at any one ethnicity. That's not racist, it's just stupid.
More importantly, they're annoying. The Twins jabber endlessly while saying nothing, shoved repeatedly down our throats as a way to sell more toys to kids. It's a minor miracle that they were unable to figure out a way to get them both in backwards trucker hats. It's Poochie in robot form and worst of all, after being forced to suffer them for most of the film they're randomly abandoned in the last thirty minutes.
I don't mind their absence but five seconds ago they were the entire focus of the script. Where the hell did Skids and Mudflap go? Tragically flushed down a Poochie plothole. You've probably heard that one of the robots in the film has testicles it does and that most of the dialogue is a constant string of poop and fart jokes.
That's bad enough, but Revenge of the Fallen's real low point comes about halfway through when one of the Decepticons, in addition to an annoying sense of humor, develops a libido. I realize Megan Fox is hot, but should she really be hot to robots?
Even if Transformers reproduced sexually which they don't shouldn't they only be attracted solely to their own species? Watching a Transformer lust after Megan Fox is the real life equivalent of a human screwing his way through a cage full of guinea pigs while listening to the new album from Linkin Park. The parts don't fit together yet there we all were, on the night of June 22nd, in our seats, watching Megan Fox get humped by a horny Decepticon.
At least she liked it. He never actually shows up on screen, but in the world of Transformers 2 President Obama is mentioned as being somewhere off camera, totally hating on the transformers. If there's a secondary villain to the film, it's Obama, who wants to engage in addition by subtraction.
His evil plan is to throw the Autobots off our planet in the hopes that where they go the Decepticons will follow. The guy he sends to carry out this dastardly deed is an even bigger dick than Sam Witwicky and, when Optimus dies he calls him a hunk of scrap metal.
There's this weird undercurrent of pro-military, anti-Obama, conservative politics running through the entire movie from its mischaracterization of pot to bad guys who are only truly evil once they desecrate the flag.
I'm all for political commentary in my movies, but maybe not this movie and maybe not from Michael Bay, a man best known for blowing shit up. That's why we have Michael Moore movies and whatever bullshit Kirk Cameron is up to, so we can enjoy Transformers without your talk radio bias. Obama's not just a Muslim, a terrorist, and god-hating socialist; he's also a Decepticon. The first Transformers film appeared to establish, pretty definitively, that Decepticons cannot be hurt by bullets.
Tyrese fired an entire armory's worth of ammunition into Megatron and it didn't bother him any more than a bee sting.
The second movie solidifies that certainty with endless speeches about the how bad guys are invincible unless confronted with the almighty power of Optimus Prime. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies. More information OK. Navigation menu Personal tools English Create account Log in. Namespaces Page Discussion. Views Read View source View history. Administrators' noticeboard MediaWiki help. I could make out Optimus Prime and Bumblebee, but I must have thought that Megatron was killed about 17 times during this movie.
Only a Prime can kill The Fallen. Why the eff not? The frat party Sam attends. Kegs and Beirut? The female decepticon Pretender disguised as a college girl. The U. Which would be OK except for, you know, the thousands of witnesses who saw giant robots fighting in a major metropolitan city in the first movie. But I guess that stuff is easy to just sweep under the rug. Does anyone know where this came from?
People defending this movie. So was Star Trek. There is no defending this movie.
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